Blind Items

#1 & #2 - This crown prince of the celebutards is married to a B list movie actress with A list name recognition. To impress his friends, our celebutard likes nothing more than to whip out his cell phone and show them naked pictures of his wife.

#3 & #4 - This married B list movie actress has seen her career slowly slide to the point where she is more likely a C. It is only her looks and her name recognition that keeps her hovering at that B line. Anyway, she has been in this space before and one of the times she was in this space was to discuss her foreign companion who has always helped support her before and during her marriage. Anyway, now she is taking those same skills and has put them to securing herself a role in this A list director's next movie. She thinks his movies will put her on her way to the A list. The fact that the director is married doesn't bother her in the least. She wants to be in that movie and will do anything to succeed.

CrazyDays

The Darndest Thing...

A man in Pennsylvania named William Nickerson called the cops on a group of 7 kids that were peddling a substance door to door in his neighborhood……..lemonade. According to the report:
The responding officer - who was unavailable, whom Viola would not identify, and whose name and badge number were blacked out of the police report - invoked a township ordinance against vending without a permit. What the officer didn’t realize, Viola said, is that the law doesn’t apply to anyone younger than 16.
Of course this became a P.R. nightmare for the town and Sgt. Joe Hagan eventually had to meet with kids to apologize and tell them they could keep selling their yellow sugar water.

LifeFiles

Dirty Cop!

Former police officer Feliciano Sanchez admitted in court on Thursday that on May 16, 2007 he pulled over a female driver in a traffic stop and forced her to perform oral sex on him. According to the story Sanchez pulled the woman over for speeding only to find out she didn’t have her drivers license with her and he then accused her of being drunk. The woman who’s name has not been released says he then put her in his patrol car and forced her to perform oral sex on him while he had his hand on his other gun. Then he drove her to work…….
Sanchez faces 10 years when he’s sentenced this November.

LifeFiles

More on McNair

The guy who sold Sahel Kazemi the gun she used to kill herself and Steve McNair has been arrested. Sahel met Adrian J. Gilliam Jr. when she was trying to sell her car. She told him she needed a gun and he sold her a loaded 9mm for $100. Adrian, who has admitted to selling Sahel the heat, was convicted of murder and attempted armed robbery in 1993 in Florida.

Rhymes

This Don't Make No Damn Sense

Philadelphia police say gay twin pr0n stars couldn’t make a living with their stunning good looks and considerable pr0n skills, so they went on a breaking and entering crime spree instead.
Police say Taleon Goffney, 27, used a handsaw and ax to break into a beauty salon through the roof while his twin brother Keyontyli Goffney acted as lookout.
Taleon was arrested on Feb. 19, 2008 and pleaded guilty to two counts of burglary. On Wednesday he was convicted and received three to eight years in prison. Keyontyli is due back in court on Aug.6.
The twins starred in many gay pr0n flicks such as “Marc and the Twins,” which featured the brothers in incestuous scenes.
Taleon could have gotten 40 years in prison. His lawyer, Michael F. Gushue, told the judge his client would not go back to a life of crime once he’s released from prison.
“I think he’s had an epiphany,” Gushue said. “He’s a bright young man.”
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Getting Away with Murder

Corey Miller, better known to us as C-Murder, had his “associate” Juan Flowers confess to the fatal shooting of a teenager which C-Murder is currently facing charges for. So is C-Murder off the hook? Time will tell. In three weeks, C-Murder will be retried on the murder charge that Flowers has admitted he was the shooter in. C-Murder’s attorney, Ron Rakosky, wants Flowers transported from Smith State Prison in Glenville, Georgia, to testify in Miller’s trial, records show. “Juan Edwin Flowers has stated under oath that it was he who fired the shot which killed Steve Thomas,” Rakosky wrote in the July 3 request. “His testimony is therefore relevant and he is a material witness.”

DrewReports

To Tall...

"JUDGE CLOSES FUNERAL HOME THAT CUT OFF MAN'S LEGS"
COLUMBIA — A South Carolina judge Tuesday revoked the license of a funeral home where a worker cut the legs off a 6-foot-7 body so it would fit in a casket.
Administrative Law Judge Deborah Durden gave her decision immediately after hearing the appeal of Cave Funeral Home and owner Michael Cave.
The ruling may be the end of the family business founded in Allendale 49 years ago. Cave's lawyer said his client would wait for the written ruling before deciding whether to appeal, and the family also is considering selling the funeral home.
The state Funeral Board ordered the home shut down last month after Cave admitted his father, Charles Cave, used an electric saw to sever James Hines' legs at the calf because he wouldn't fit in the casket. The elder Cave does not have the license needed to embalm a body, but helped with tasks around the home like dressing and cleaning bodies, his son told the board.
Michael Cave said he should be allowed to keep his license because he wasn't in the room when the legs were cut and had no idea what his father was about do. He also said there were no other blemishes on his 26-year record in the funeral business.
"It was a terrible act," said Cave's attorney, Rep. Jim Harrison, R-Columbia. "But these aren't terrible people."
But Cave never told Hines' family what had happened. He said he didn't want to compound their grief, later admitting that was a mistake. The body was placed in the casket with only the head and torso on view for the funeral service. Family members said they were so distraught they didn't notice anything was wrong.
Rumors about Hines' suspected truncation started spreading through the town of 3,700 people about 75 miles southwest of Columbia not long after his death from skin cancer in October 2004. But confirmation came four years later when a fired employee, who was the only other worker in the room with Charles Cave when Hines' legs were cut, told the family what happened.
The state funeral board exhumed Hines' body and found the severed legs still in the casket. A criminal investigation also has been launched. A spokeswoman for prosecutor Duffie Stone didn't return a message Tuesday.
Hines, 60, was an albino black man who had several modest hits in the 1970s as a soul and funk guitarist with J. Hines and the Boys. He became a preacher later in life. His widow, Ann Hines, wasn't at Tuesday's hearing and didn't return a phone message from The Associated Press.
Harrison thinks Michael Cave could eventually go before the board and ask to be reinstated. In the meantime, the family is trying to figure out if it can complete services for a few bodies left in the home and what it should do with dozens of prepaid funeral plans, Harrison said.
Harrison said he felt the board acted especially harshly. He could find only one other time the board took away someone's license.