Groupie Tale

It was about five months ago.. I was at a gas station in Soho.. He was with two of his homeboys, some 6"3 King Kong black dudes who were driving him around. Nas was pumping gas and I was coming out from buying some snacks (my girls and I were on our way to Jersey for my girls birthday) and I see this dude lookin' at me, he looked like he was a clean cut big ballin rapper. Point blank period, dude has a 'big boss aura'. Girl let me tell you! I was trying to place his face, as I was walking closer I saw the mole and placed the face as being Mr.Nasir Jones. Hollaaaa! Right then and there I turned groupie, without a doubt. Gawking and everything. He noticed I wasn't going to stop for him however so he gave me a whispery low "Hey baby.." I was geeked up. My girls were in the car motioning for me so I gave them the "one minute finger". After a good 5 minute conversation of him asking the basics, where was I off to.. Who was I rollin with.. Ect. We exchanged numbers, he said he had some business to handle in the city but he'd hit me up that night, around 8. I love a precise brotha! I got in the car and told my girls screw jersey that we could party in the city. I didn't want to tell them who he was because I thought that considering it was my girls birthday that she would be upset that I wasn't puttin' her on with Nas for the night. I convinced them the clubs out here in the city would be better than anything jersey had to offer. Later that night Nas hit me up, told me to meet him at The St. Regis Hotel. Nas ain't cheap! I repeat- Nas ain't cheap! I met him there, by myself, and he was sittin' in the lobby with his homeboys eatin'. He told me to hold up he was discussing some business. I didn't mind waiting - for the first 20 minutes. Finally after 40 minutes he got up and apologized.. Showing me to the elevator to the room. I knew what it was!He took off my heels for me, probaley to redeem himself for the long ass "business" discussion. He was smiling like he knew this was bout to be some trouble, worked his way up and started playin with my fat kitty through my underwear, a man with strong hands is a sexy man indeed! I got wet really fast and he took notice by saying my "shit was drippin." He didn't go down on me, I can understand since it was a groupie type of deal, but when he gave the notion for me to go down, I didn't hesitate. I played with the tip of his dick, teasing him, and he was lickin his lips. He didn't moan when I sucked his dick.. But when I got on top and rode him he was whispering "Oooh shit..." real low. Nas is a man of little to no words, seldom does he speak. Everything is smooth which made the sex much better. Nas is VERY hung. His dick is smooth, and he smells like a million bucks, almost like baby powder. No fish funk downstairs. He was about to cum when I was on top so he made me spread my legs on the bed... He teased me before he put it in which was killing me considering I wanted to come WHILE I was riding. He continued playing with my inner thighs and sticking his fingers inside of me. He stuck it inside and pulled my hair back. I was moaning really loud, and finally I heard big moans. "Fuck..." Nas is a rough but quiet lover. He doesn't turn his phone off, so it was ringing off the hook the whole time. And I do mean the whole time. Nas made me come 3 times, and I don't even come sometimes during sex. He never called me again after the fact, not that I expected it although it would've been nice.Over all a 10.5 out of 10!

TalesfromaGroupie

Squatting at it's BEST!

Cheronda Guyton was living the high life in a $12 million 3,800 square foot beachfront house in the exclusive enclave of Malibu County. The home Guyton and her family resided in was the scene of many lavish galas that lasted well into the night.
Neighbors wondered how a Wells Fargo bank VP could afford the beachfront property’s $60,000 a month rent on her salary — even with bonuses.
The problem is the Senior Vice President in charge of foreclosed properties at Wells Fargo, wasn’t renting or buying the posh home.
The previous owners, who lost money in the Bernard Madoff Ponzi scheme, turned the home over to Wells Fargo bank to pay off a higher debt.
The bank agreed not to sell the home so the owners could align their debts and get it back. Guyton and her family moved in shortly thereafter.
According to the LA Times, Wells Fargo last week announced Guyton’s termination for the executive’s alleged personal use of the home owned by the bank.
Wells Fargo announced it would “take decisive action” against any employee “who may have violated Wells Fargo’s policies.” The bank in a statement also said it regretted “the disruption to the neighboring property owners since these allegations were made.”
Many real estate agents contacted by The Times expressed surprise and said they had not heard of similar incidents.
An agent with Keller Williams Realty, told The Times she was “appalled” by the alleged conduct and what appeared to be an obvious abuse of a position.
But one agent, Farrell “Burt” Bakman of Coldwell Banker in Beverly Hills, believes Wells Fargo knew about the illegal home squatting. He said he saw no problem with a lender using a property “as some sort of a bonus” for their executives.
“It makes sense,” he said. “It’s thinking outside of the box for Wells Fargo. They just hold on to it as an asset.”

SandraRose

Things that Make you Go MMMMMMM???

A 107 year old Malaysian woman is looking for her 23rd husband because her current, 37 year old husband is a drug addict and she fears he may leave her.
While most women would fear a man with a drug addiction, Wook Kundor is more concerned that her husband Muhammad Noor Che Musa will leave her for a younger woman. Muhammad is 70 years Wook’s senior and the two first hit the headlines when they wed and said that it was God’s will for them to fall in love.
Wook’s husband is currently undergoing a voluntary rehabilitation program to help him kick his drug habit, and she fears that once the program is over Muhammad will leave her. So before that happens, Wook is preparing herself for the worst and is on the prowl for a new piece of meat. Wook says her intention to look for another mate is to fulfill the loneliness of not having her current husband by her side during this rough time.
At 107 years old, why is she concerned about companionship? She’s going to croak any moment anyway.

Bossip

Samurai???

A Johns Hopkins University student armed with a samurai sword killed an intruder in his garage.
Baltimore police spokesman, Anthony Guglielmi said campus security and an off duty officer responded to a 911 call about a suspicious person and sounds of screams around 1:20 a.m. on Tuesday.
Police say the student, whose house had been robbed of a laptop and playstation just one day earlier, told the intruder to leave and was attacked by the man.
Guglielmi said that the student then defended himself with a samurai sword, cutting his hand and deeply lacerating his upper body.
The man died at the scene before police arrived.
Police have launched an investigation into the robbery and are interviewing the student and his roommates to determine whether or not to file charges.

Bossip

Ridiculous

Of all the craziness in the news these days, this one takes the cake (no pun intended): a male pervert was taken into custody for raping a wheelchair bound man in Paoli, Pennsylvania. He must have been really hard up.
From CBS3:
Investigators in Chester County say they apprehended a suspect who allegedly raped a wheelchair-bound man in a supermarket bathroom.
Investigators said they arrested suspect Brian Parks Thursday evening at a Center City homeless shelter in connection to the August 8 incident.
According to investigators, the 54-year-old Parks stands accused of raping a man who was confined to a wheelchair inside the bathroom of a Paoli ACME.
“We feel totally comfortable that this is the individual who is responsible for the heinous crime at the ACME,” Sgt. Jack Bailey of the Tredyffrin Police Department explained.
Investigators said Parks allegedly locked his victim in a bathroom stall during the assault.
According to an arrest warrant, Parks “pulled his wheelchair backwards … forcefully remove the victim … and throw him to the floor.”
While being led into a police cruiser with a sweatshirt over his head, Parks said to reporters: “Find yourself some real crime to deal with.”
Investigators said Parks has an arrest record that spans through several states.
He is being at the Chester County Prison in lieu of $225,000 bail.

SandraRose

More Whitney!

More tidbits are emerging from today’s Oprah interview with Whitney Houston:
- Whitney contends ex-husband Bobby Brown was emotionally abusive during their marriage and at one point spit on her. Houston told Winfrey she “was horrified he spit on me, in my face” and that left her “very hurt, very angry.”
-Whitney says Bobby wasn’t physically abusive, but she adds “he slapped me once, but he got hit on the head three times by me.”
-”He was my drug,” Whitney told Oprah. “I didn’t do anything without him.”
-But she was also addicted to drugs. She says it got so bad that her mother enlisted sheriff’s deputies to force the singer into rehab. Mom Cissy Houston said, ‘I’m not losing you to the world. I’m not losing you to Satan. … I want my daughter back,’ ” Houston recalls.
-Bobby was there at the time. “She said, ‘If you move, Bobby, they’re gonna take you down. Don’t you make one move,’ ” Houston tells Winfrey. “And he stood there like — he was scared.”

FadedYouth

Karma or Insecurity

Angelina Jolie is jealous of Rachel McAdams.
The 34-year-old actress reportedly “laid down the law” when Brad Pitt invited The Time Traveler’s Wife star and a few of his friends to Chateau Miraval, their home in the South of France.
“Angelina has been jealous of Rachel ever since she found some photos of her on Brad’s camera, which he had taken at the New York after-party,” a source tells In Touch Weekly magazine. “When Angie found out Brad had invited Rachel without asking her first, she went ballistic. She pulled Brad to one side and called him every name under the sun.

Faded Youth