Literally I'm LMAO

I don't know where to start becuz I'm giggling so damn hard but she looks like a wombat or something LMAO LOL TEEEHEEEE.

American Pyscho!

A woman is now facing first-degree attempted murder charges after she stabbed her boyfriend after arguing about American Idol.No, seriously.According to the St. Petersburg Times, Cynthia E. Bettis-Ware, 52, and her boyfriend Kevin Johnson, 47, were watching American Idol on Tuesday in the motel room where they live when they started to argue over something that happened on the show. Kevin tried to squash the petty argument by changing the channel, but Cynthia just kept on running her mouth, so he decided to go to bed.Bad idea.Kevin said he awoke about 11:22pm to crazy Cynthia standing over him with a 10-inch knife. She stabbed him five times in the back and twice in his chest then she scalded him with hot cocoa.Craziness!He was somehow able to wrestle the knife away from her, then ran into the parking lot. But crazy Cynthia wanted him dead -- she chased him with another knife!Cops soon arrived and threw crazy Cynthia in jail.

Wendyista

Two Men and a Baby

Thomas and Scott Moore, a transgender couple from California, have just announced that they are expecting their first child together -- a boy they intend to name Miles next month.Scott, who born Jessica and knew he was "different" at age 11 and started taking male hormones at 16. Thomas, who was born Laura, had a hysterectomy and gender reassignment surgery last year.According to reports, Scott was inseminated with the sperm of a male friend and became pregnant last June."We were so happy we did what all gay men do when they get excited - we went shopping," Thomas said.Scott plans to have a natural birth at their local hospital. Their doctor and obstetrician have told the hospital staff."We didn't want everyone to be shocked when a man turns up to give birth. We found it very difficult to get a doctor and midwife at first. It was hard when people didn't want to treat me. No pregnant person should be denied healthcare just because they are a man....I'm looking forward to giving birth now. With Thomas at my side everything will be just fine," he tells the Daily Mail.Thomas adds, "We want to show the world that trans-families can be healthy, loving and nurturing."Last year, a Spanish man announced he was pregnant and before that American Thomas Beatie revealed he was expecting his second child.

Wendyista

I Guess Money Can't Buy Everything...Like Common Sense

Michael Douglas' 31-year-old son, Cameron, has pleaded guilty to trafficking large quantities of methamphetamine and cocaine.Cameron was arrested in July 2008 at a NYC hotel and was originally put under house arrest. But he was thrown in jail after his girlfriend tried to smuggle heroin to him in an electric toothbrush.He faces a minimum 10 years in prison.

This is stupid why on earth would he be into dealing drugs ask your father to get you a job.

Wendyista

WTF???

Why are females destroying their natural beauty...this is utter GuttaRat!

Fathers Knows Best

A Lawrence,Missouri man who encouraged his children to try and kill their mother by beating her with a baseball bat has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.Arthur Davis III was sentenced yesterday for attempted first-degree murder, aggravated kidnapping and contributing to a child's misconduct.Prosecutors say Arthur encouraged his 12-year-old daughter and 15-year-old son to kill his ex-wife last June 16. After the children began beating her, Arthur went to her house and helped with the attack and was heard on tape telling them to hit her harder. The woman managed to escape and ran down the street in only her underwear looking for help; she suffered several cuts to her head.Fueled by a heated child custody dispute, the attack occurred less than a week after the family learned a psychiatrist had recommended that the daughter continue living with her mother instead of with her father.The daughter was granted immunity for testifying against her father. The son entered a plea to a reduced charge of aggravated battery and was sentenced on Friday to three years in state custody. He will serve the sentence at a state youth center.

Wendyista

The Good Son

Colorado police say. In an arrest affidavit, Caudle told investigators that on Oct. 26, 2009 he argued with his mother because he didn’t want to do household chores like taking out the trash or cleaning his room. Then he said he went to a gun safe, removed two .22 caliber pistols and shot his mother dead.
Caudle said he then hid in a laundry room and shot his stepfather when he walked past a short time later. Family members found the bodies. After allegedly killing his parents, he spent the evening watching movies and playing on a computer. The next morning, Caudle even drove his stepfather’s truck to school, according to KUSA-TV. His friends and teachers said that Caudle seemed “happy” the day after the murder, investigators said.
Authorities have charged Caudle as an adult in the slayings. He faces two counts of first-degree murder.

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