Friday, January 29, 2010

Literally I'm LMAO

I don't know where to start becuz I'm giggling so damn hard but she looks like a wombat or something LMAO LOL TEEEHEEEE.

American Pyscho!

A woman is now facing first-degree attempted murder charges after she stabbed her boyfriend after arguing about American Idol.No, seriously.According to the St. Petersburg Times, Cynthia E. Bettis-Ware, 52, and her boyfriend Kevin Johnson, 47, were watching American Idol on Tuesday in the motel room where they live when they started to argue over something that happened on the show. Kevin tried to squash the petty argument by changing the channel, but Cynthia just kept on running her mouth, so he decided to go to bed.Bad idea.Kevin said he awoke about 11:22pm to crazy Cynthia standing over him with a 10-inch knife. She stabbed him five times in the back and twice in his chest then she scalded him with hot cocoa.Craziness!He was somehow able to wrestle the knife away from her, then ran into the parking lot. But crazy Cynthia wanted him dead -- she chased him with another knife!Cops soon arrived and threw crazy Cynthia in jail.


Thursday, January 28, 2010

Two Men and a Baby

Thomas and Scott Moore, a transgender couple from California, have just announced that they are expecting their first child together -- a boy they intend to name Miles next month.Scott, who born Jessica and knew he was "different" at age 11 and started taking male hormones at 16. Thomas, who was born Laura, had a hysterectomy and gender reassignment surgery last year.According to reports, Scott was inseminated with the sperm of a male friend and became pregnant last June."We were so happy we did what all gay men do when they get excited - we went shopping," Thomas said.Scott plans to have a natural birth at their local hospital. Their doctor and obstetrician have told the hospital staff."We didn't want everyone to be shocked when a man turns up to give birth. We found it very difficult to get a doctor and midwife at first. It was hard when people didn't want to treat me. No pregnant person should be denied healthcare just because they are a man....I'm looking forward to giving birth now. With Thomas at my side everything will be just fine," he tells the Daily Mail.Thomas adds, "We want to show the world that trans-families can be healthy, loving and nurturing."Last year, a Spanish man announced he was pregnant and before that American Thomas Beatie revealed he was expecting his second child.


I Guess Money Can't Buy Everything...Like Common Sense

Michael Douglas' 31-year-old son, Cameron, has pleaded guilty to trafficking large quantities of methamphetamine and cocaine.Cameron was arrested in July 2008 at a NYC hotel and was originally put under house arrest. But he was thrown in jail after his girlfriend tried to smuggle heroin to him in an electric toothbrush.He faces a minimum 10 years in prison.

This is stupid why on earth would he be into dealing drugs ask your father to get you a job.



Why are females destroying their natural beauty...this is utter GuttaRat!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Fathers Knows Best

A Lawrence,Missouri man who encouraged his children to try and kill their mother by beating her with a baseball bat has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.Arthur Davis III was sentenced yesterday for attempted first-degree murder, aggravated kidnapping and contributing to a child's misconduct.Prosecutors say Arthur encouraged his 12-year-old daughter and 15-year-old son to kill his ex-wife last June 16. After the children began beating her, Arthur went to her house and helped with the attack and was heard on tape telling them to hit her harder. The woman managed to escape and ran down the street in only her underwear looking for help; she suffered several cuts to her head.Fueled by a heated child custody dispute, the attack occurred less than a week after the family learned a psychiatrist had recommended that the daughter continue living with her mother instead of with her father.The daughter was granted immunity for testifying against her father. The son entered a plea to a reduced charge of aggravated battery and was sentenced on Friday to three years in state custody. He will serve the sentence at a state youth center.


The Good Son

Colorado police say. In an arrest affidavit, Caudle told investigators that on Oct. 26, 2009 he argued with his mother because he didn’t want to do household chores like taking out the trash or cleaning his room. Then he said he went to a gun safe, removed two .22 caliber pistols and shot his mother dead.
Caudle said he then hid in a laundry room and shot his stepfather when he walked past a short time later. Family members found the bodies. After allegedly killing his parents, he spent the evening watching movies and playing on a computer. The next morning, Caudle even drove his stepfather’s truck to school, according to KUSA-TV. His friends and teachers said that Caudle seemed “happy” the day after the murder, investigators said.
Authorities have charged Caudle as an adult in the slayings. He faces two counts of first-degree murder.


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Murder -Suicide

A coroner says a Kansas couple died last week after the man suffocated his wife and then cut his legs with an electric saw and bled to death.Police discovered the bodies of 36-year-old Jose Angel Rodriguez and 39-year-old Alicia Rodriguez in their home Wednesday while responding to a missing persons report.The coroner ruled the deaths a murder-suicide, saying Jose first suffocated his wife with a pillow before cutting his own legs off with an electric saw and bleeding to death.The bodies were discovered by police after breaking down the door when co-workers became suspicious when the couple missed several days of work.


God Says When It's Your Time to GO...

An obviously disturbed man from Krasnoyarsk, Russia tried to commit suicide twice in one day, according to the Siberian News Agency.For his first attempt, he jumped out of his eight-floor apartment window. Aside from breaking a leg, he was all right. On his way to seek treatment for his injury, he threw himself in the path of an oncoming train. This time, he broke the other leg.The man wasn't charged and there has been no reports of him getting any mental health evaluation, which leaves him to try and try again.If we hear anything, we'll let you know.


Woman, Son and His Hamster...

A Warm Springs, Georgia woman is accused of forcing her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer because he came home with bad grades.The boy told his teacher about the killing. The teacher reported it to the Division of Family and Child Services, who contacted police.Police have charged 38-year-old Lynn Middlebrooks Geter of Warm Springs faces one charge each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery.Someone should hit her on the head with a hammer.


Denzel Washington

Denzel Washington, and Brooks Army Medical Center Don't know whether you heard about this but Denzel Washingtonand his family visited the troops at Brook Army Medical Center, in San Antonio, Texas (BAMC) the other day. This is where soldiers who have been evacuated from Germany come to be hospitalized in the United States , especially burn victims. There are some buildings there called Fisher Houses. The Fisher House is a Hotel where soldiers' families can stay, for little or no charge, while their soldier is staying in the Hospital. BAMC has quite a few of these houses on base, but as you can imagine, they are almost filled most of the time. While Denzel Washington was visiting BAMC, they gave him a tour of one of the Fisher Houses. He asked how much one of them would cost to build. He took his checkbook out and wrote a check for the full amount right there on the spot. The soldiers overseas were amazed to hear this story and want to get the word out to the American public, because it warmed their hearts to hear it. The question is: why do:Brad Pitt, Madonna, Tom Cruise and other Hollywood fluff make front page news with their ridiculous antics and Denzel Washington's Patriotism doesn't even make page 3 in the Metro section of any newspaper except the Local newspaper in San Antonio ..

Encouraged Drinking and Driving

As of this February, a Burger King restaurant in South Beach will begin serving beer to wash down that greasy burger and fries you ordered.The Whopper Bar, as it's called, will be the first in the United States, but the company may open others in cities like New York, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas, according to USA Today.BK restaurants in Germany, Singapore, and Venezuela all currently sell beer.


A Lawyer who needs a Lawyer

A Canton, Ohio man was arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store at 1:30am this morning.No, seriously.According to a store employee Robert T. Jenkins, 21, walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks. He destroyed more than $600 dollars in meat.Cops don't know yet if Robert was drunk, high or both, but he has been charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct and remains in jail.


Walmart Sells Urine...

A Canton, Ohio man was arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store at 1:30am this morning.No, seriously.According to a store employee Robert T. Jenkins, 21, walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks. He destroyed more than $600 dollars in meat.Cops don't know yet if Robert was drunk, high or both, but he has been charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct and remains in jail.


Andy Dick Arrested For Touching A Dick

Last Saturday comedian and trisexual Andy Dick got himself arrested in Huntington, West Virginia while telling jokes at a comedy club. Andy has been charged with two counts of sexual abuse after he fondled two men's, ahem, dicks.One of the men, Justin Hayes, tells the folks over at RadarOnline: "I didn't even know him -- my girlfriend knew him. My old lady knew he was pretty big deal and she wanted a picture with us 3 in the picture. I went up to tell him -- it was loud in the bar and I had to get towards his ear and then he started kissing me on the neck. I backed up and he started going towards my private area. It pissed me off really bad. It was either fight him and go to jail with him and I didn't want to go to jail."Phillip Daniels, a security guard at another club, said as he tried to put a band on Andy's wrist as he entered the club, Andy grabbed his crotch then started laughing.If he's is found guilty of felony sexual abuse, he could face one to five years behind bars and up to $10,000 in fines.Hey, Andy. It may be OK to grab random men's crotches in West Hollywood, but this is West Virginia, they don't play that.


Donatella Versace Topless

Im shocked too...